yesterday we met the kids from kalamazoo college who are on a separate but semi-connected program and oh my god i’m so glad i don’t go to a bro school. they are totally nice and fine as people but we went clubbing and they kept passing around the one pair of sunglasses they had, to look cool, and one of them progressed from periodically screaming “yolo” to “yolo swag...
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum walks into Frank-N-Furter’s castle and gets shot in the tits with Riff Raffs lazer of pure anti-matter
i went to the piercing shop today to get my stud changed to a hoop like I have always wanted and they said that my piercing is too high up to ever have a hoop because it would have to be some enormous piratey-looking bullshit instead of sitting flat against my nostril like it’s supposed to, so i can either only have a stud forever or let it close up and get it re-pierced again…..thanks...
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anniehinton: The procedure called RISUG in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years. A doctor applies some local anesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the...
in French “resurrected” and “resuscitated” are the same word and it looks much more like the latter so every day on the way to the dining hall i pass the church of the resuscitated christ and imagine they give divine cpr lessons instead of communion also in france the hangover is called “Very Bad Trip”
while waiting for the lady at the train station...
homeless man: sjhfskjdhfksjdhfjhsdjkhsdfjquelquechose sdkfhsdfhlighlfgsdbfsdjfjksdh mademoiselle? me: ……..uh bien uh homeless man: est-ce que sjsjskdfkgjkf? me: ….. lady: Elle ne parle pas francais. me: YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE
A novel is like a bow, and the violin that produces the sound is the reader’s...– Stendhal (via cinderellainrubbershoes)
You are so young, so before all beginning, and I want to beg you, as much as I...– Rainer Maria Rilke (via blua)
i just had one of the most difficult tests of my life “What explains equality or inequality between women and men? Answer this question, with a structured argument and with examples, in 250 words”
Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into...– Greta Christina (Sex and the Off-Label Use of Our Bodies) (via lesbianoutlaw) (via bubonickitten) (via queerandpresentdanger, sexisnottheenemy)
It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical...– Naguib Mahfouz, Sugar Street (via gooftr00p)
Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...– Amy Poehler (via beatboxgoesthump) Been doing this a lot lately. My list of friends is getting shorter, but the people who are left are quality. (via vonniebegood)
today the air smelled like warm earth and the trees were blossoming and i drank eighty coffees and now the church bells are at it again and i’m so happy i want to punch something